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Science Fiction Movies — Intro (Danny's History) |
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YES!
SCIENCE FICTION MOVIES!
My love of Science Fiction Movies came from my Dad.
As I explained in the Comedy Movies Page, my Dad would take me to work with him on Friday Nights when I was a kid.
Every night at midnight, the original Star Trek TV show would come on and we would watch it together.
Little Danny was hooked right away.
Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock and Dr. McKoy were the Core Characters of that show.
And then, over time, I got to love the Great Back-up Characters: Uhura, Scotty, Checkov and Sulu!
George Takei, the actor who played Sulu, finally came Out of the Closet back in 2005. I can honestly say that I wasn't surprised at all that he was Gay. As a matter of fact....I said to myself, |
And, of course, as a kid my Dad got me hooked on all of the early Star Trek Science Fiction Movies that were made years after the TV Show was canceled.
In fact, my taste for Science Fiction Movies only grew after my initial early exposure to Star Trek.
When I was a kid, I thought the Star Trek stories were so good that the low-budget special effects were hardly noticeable to me.
The original Star Trek showed me that Story and strong characters is the most important thing to any Movie or TV show.
Even today, the Best Science Fiction Movies are the ones where Story and Characters are the main priority.....supported by Great Special Effects.
The Worst Science Fiction Movies are the ones where they are Too Dependent on Special Effects to tell the story.
I still enjoy listening to Captain Kirk give the purpose of the Starship Enterprise at the beginning of every episode:
"Space....the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.
Its five-year mission: To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where No Man has gone before."
"Male Star Trek Fans Have Trouble Getting Dates With Girls"
Of course, not everyone appreciated Star Trek and other Science Fiction movies like I did growing up....especially the pretty girls!
I found out the hard and painful way that girls are not impressed when you act out an entire Star Trek episode from memory on a first date!
Danny knows what you're thinking,
They didn't deserve you, Danny!"
Danny's thoughts exactly.
Watching the old Star Trek shows now, I'd have to be some kind of "Mental Defective" if I didn't recognize the "Campy-ness" and "Corny-ness" of the series.
But I have a lot of great memories watching the old shows with my Dad......so I don't care how stupid it was!
All Star Trek fans eventually notice certain patterns to all of the old episodes.
The most talked about one is when the nameless crew member dies after beaming down to the planet from The Enterprise.
He's usually wearing a red shirt....he's just a walking target for random acts of violence from weird aliens everywhere!
"I Admired Captain Kirk For Two Very Specific Reasons....."
AND
• His Prowess with the Ladies!
Captain Kirk not only took a firm stance against Racism....but he was also the Horniest Guy in the Universe!
You see, during the 1960's, Captain Kirk was not only a role model to those who believed in Racial Equality.... but also to those who were Sex Crazed Authority Figures.
That's because Captain Kirk would use his position as Captain to have Sex with ANY GIRL of ANY COLOR that he came across.
Didn't anyone ever wonder why Mr. Spock and Dr. McCoy almost never got any Alien Nookie on Star Trek?
Because they were NOT the Captain of The Enterprise!
It's Good to be The Captain!
The Women almost Always Resisted initially....but, in the end, they were No Match for Captain Kirk's Charisma and Overall Manliness!
Captain Kirk was my Personal Hero!
I've learned that he's also Former U.S. President Bill Clinton's Personal Hero also.
Degenerate Perverts like Bill Clinton and Danny have so few Role Models to look up to.....Thank GOD for Captain Kirk!
• White Girls
• Black Girls
• Green Girls
• Orange Girls
• Purple Girls
• Girls with 2 Heads and 3 Breasts
• Girls with No Heads and No Breasts
Captain Kirk Never Discriminated!
Captain Kirk did his part to further the Civil Rights Movement in the 1960's!
Danny found a book called Captain Kirk's Guide To Women by John "Bones" Rodriguez....Danny's definitely gonna check that out!
"Danny Asks A Very Serious Question....."
Question: I wonder if The United States Government will ever Erect a statue of Captain Kirk's Penis in Washington D.C.?
Danny wouldn't mind Another Huge Tax Hike to Pay for a statue of Captain Kirk's Wedding Tackle!
That Would Be Money Well Spent!
If they ever did Erect a Statue, I would be the First of Many to Salute that Statue and Pledge Allegiance to Captain Kirk's Beaver Cleaver!
This would be an Act of Non-Homosexual Admiration and Respect on the part of ALL Male-Trekkies towards Captain Kirk's Lap Taffy!
After all, Captain Kirk's Beef Bayonet was the Real Star of Star Trek!
I'm sure there are some Feminists-types out there that don't think Captain Kirk's Trouser Snake deserves to be Bronzed & Immortalized.
All I can say is....TOO BAD! 
Stories about the Size & Skill of Captain Kirk's Pork Sword have reached Mythical, Legendary Proportions.
Even though Captain Kirk's Twig and Berries have made him a GOD .....he's possibly the Worst Father in the History of the Entire Universe!
After all, Captain Kirk's Bishop planted it's seed all over Creation!
During the course of the TV Show, Captain Kirk's Tallywacker had been Extremely Busy.....Plenty of Overtime on the old Punch Clock!
Question #2: How many weird little Human/Alien Hybrid Babies did Captain Kirk's Underwear Dragon create throughout the Galaxy?!?
Answer: Danny would have to say, "THOUSANDS OF THEM!"
Question #3: Who has taken on the Responsibility of Raising all of these Freak Babies anyway?!?
Answer: I don't know......but I will tell you who has NOT taken on the Responsibility of raising them — Captain Kirk and his Freakishly Large Penis!
"William Shatner Is The
Worst Actor In History"
Worst Actor In History"
Watching the original Star Trek shows and the first seven Star Trek science fiction movies is worth it....just to see William Shatner's Bad Acting.
William Shatner's Acting is so Bad.....that it's Hypnotic!
It's like watching a Train Wreck.....you can't Turn Away. You have to watch!
You can't help but watch him Overact to the Extreme!
William Shatner is the most successful Bad Actor in the History of Science Fiction Movies....possibly the entire History of Hollywood!
However, if Keanu Reeves's acting career lasts for 40 years, than maybe he'll take William Shatner's Bad Actor Heavyweight Championship.
You've got to Listen to ALL of William Shatner's Music!
His Music is Hysterical!
To Watch William Shatner's Infamous 1978 Performance of Elton John's 'Rocket Man', go to YouTube! (new window)
And be sure to Watch ALL of the Great William Shatner Parodies done on:
• Saturday Night Live
• In Living Color
• The Simpsons
• Family Guy
• 3rd Rock From The Sun
• Seinfeld
• The Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
"These Science Fiction Movies
Will Appeal To The Nerd/Geek/Weirdo In You!"
Will Appeal To The Nerd/Geek/Weirdo In You!"
A resurgence in Science Fiction Movies started again when Star Wars came out in 1977.Little Danny was only one year old when my parents took me to see the first Star Wars movie at the Newark Drive-In.
I have no memory of that, but my parents had old Polaroid pictures of my room around that time in 1977.
Star Wars was the first movie that started the whole cross merchandising thing.
Posters, toys, dolls, records....Star Wars whored it's name to everything it could slap a price tag onto.
And my parents bought some of that merchandise to decorate my room.
I had the original Star Wars poster on my wall.
Star Wars also inspired my Dad to put up a 360 Degree Wallpaper on all four walls of my room. The wallpaper was the Planet Earth as seen from the Surface of the Moon!
It Looked AWESOME....that is until the cheap glue he used wore off and it all came sliding down to the floor.
Before the VCR was invented, the only way for me to re-live the Star Wars experience was to play an old LP on my record player.
The name of the album was The Story of Star Wars.....You can learn more about this Classic LP at Wikipedia! (new window)
How many of you owned that old LP back in 1977?
This LP had the audio dialog and sound effects from the movie.
I'm sure that those of you who were born in the 1980's don't remember this.....but this is what life was like for us Before the VCR was invented.
We didn't WATCH our favorite Sci-Fi Movies at home!
We LISTENED to our favorite Sci-Fi Movies at home!
We also got very good at Visualization....we would have to listen to the LP's and then Imagine what the sounds Looked Like!
It was like living in The Freakin' Dark Ages!
Star Wars still inspires other TV shows and Science Fiction Movies to this day. The sixth season premiere of Family Guy was a re-telling of Star Wars.
All of the main characters from Star Wars were replaced with Family Guy characters.
They replaced Obi-Wan Kenobi with the 100 year old pedophile that lives on the Griffin's Block in Family Guy.
And Peter Griffin is playing the part of Han Solo!
And as an added bonus just for you Star Wars freaks out there....Han Solo Shoots FIRST in the Family Guy remake!
If you don't know what I'm talking about....go find a Star Wars freak and ask him.
"This Sci-Fi Movie Proved That Girls Could Be Totally Hot.....And Totally Bad-Ass Too"
Another one of my favorite Science Fiction Movies is Alien.Star Trek was my Dad's favorite Sci-Fi TV show....but of all the Sci-Fi Movies, Alien was his Favorite!
Alien came out in 1979 when I was 3 years old.
Again, my parents took me to the Newark Drive-In to see it....and again, my only memories of it are old Polaroid pictures.
My parents told me that they bought a life-like replica of the Alien head....complete with the smaller mouth that shoots out of the bigger mouth!
My parents had to get rid of it cause it scared the hell out of me at night.
Any of you remember Poltergeist?
Do you remember the part where the little boy was terrified of the huge clown doll at the foot of his bed?
And then finally when the boy let his guard down, the clown JUMPED HIM!
Well, that Alien head caused me to have the same reaction.
It traumatized me for years!
When the sequel to Alien came out in 1986....I was in heaven!Aliens was one of the best Sci-Fi Movies I had ever seen up to that point.
Usually movie sequels SUCK!
But the sequels that tend to Suck most of all are sequels to Great Science Fiction Movies.
They're almost always a HUGE let down from the original movie.
But that didn't happen with Aliens!
James Cameron did a fantastic job!
Sigourney Weaver became one of the very first Female Action Heroes!
She was Tough! She laid down the Law! She was in Charge!
She took those Nasty Aliens to School!
She showed The Queen Alien that she was THE REAL BITCH!!!!
She did what all the Great Action Heroes are supposed to do.....
Alien and Aliens are two of the best examples of Science Fiction Movies that are out there.
The Sci-Fi Battle Royale Of 1999 —
"The Matrix vs. Star Wars Episode I"
"The Matrix vs. Star Wars Episode I"
One of the most talked about Science Fiction Movies ever made was The Matrix!Back in 1999, I went to see The Matrix with a bunch of friends.
The Matrix Blew Danny Away!!!!
• The characters
• The mythology
• The Zen Buddhism stuff involving the power of the mind
• And some of the BEST Special Effects and Kung-Fu Action sequences I had ever seen!
The Matrix seemed to blend together everything that's great about Science Fiction Movies and Action Movies!
The Matrix came out in the movie theaters in March 1999.
Typically, a huge movie like The Matrix would've been a May or June summer release.
But Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace was scheduled to come out in May 1999.
And everyone thought that any movie that tried to compete with Star Wars Episode 1 would get killed at the box office.
Everyone was expecting the new Star Wars movie to be the smash hit of the summer....and it was.
But, by the end of 1999, the biggest buzz and word-of-mouth really came from The Matrix.
It was a Real Cool Way to close out the Millennium!
By the way..... Danny Loved The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions!
Is it up to The High Standards of The Matrix or of the Entire Lord Of The Rings Trilogy?
But does The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions Suck as Hard as a lot of people say?
"Even More Info On Science Fiction Movies Can Be Found On
Entertainment Movie Guide"
Entertainment Movie Guide"
There's NO WAY I've forgotten about all the other Great Science Fiction Movies that are out there!
Check out the Following Pages to see what else Doctor Danny has to offer you Science Fiction Movies Freaks.....
- History Of Science Fiction Movies
- This page contains the History and Myths about the Science Fiction Movie Genre.
- Full-Page Reviews Of Science Fiction Movies
- This page contains Full-Page Movie Reviews from different Science Fiction Movies.
- Science Fiction Movies Store — Coming Soon!
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